Christopher P. Valle-Riestra
Attorney at Law 

Sadly, many of the best and silliest sites on the Web have disappeared in recent years, but here are some of most foolish wastes of bandwidth and time that remain:

• Denounce News Wire (all the best news that never happened)
• DigiCrime (meeting all of your digital crime needs--a truly frightening site)
• Las Vegas on 25 Cents a Day (includes numerous trip reports, and the world-famous Lucky Ned IncrediSystems Institute™)
• The Official 5.25" Disk Sleeve Archive
• The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project (advances in scientific research)
• The Gallery of Obscure Patents (My favorite is the combination bird trap and cat feeder. Ahem.)
• Guide to Visiting the UK (demystifying British slang)